Welcome to LoudHairyHippyFreaks.org

Formerly: LongHairedHippyFreaks.org

If you're looking for meaningful stuff, then shut off your computer now (or at least your 'Net connection)... you're in the wrong place.

I am Sasquatch, your host (at least I am until you click outta here)...
Wanted: Dead or Alive


I've been called a long-haired hippy freak since I first let my hair grow past my collar in the late 1980s. I don't recall who first used the phrase towards me, but it was meant affectionately, so I didn't deck them. Since that time, it's only been short once (summer '94 for anyone keeping track).

Here it is, late summer of 2008 and it's short again. It was short before and it may well be long again.

Why don't I cut my hair?

Why do you cut yours? Mine is trimmed and healthy... and I like it and much shorter than it was... whaddaya want? BALD!?!?. So nyah! :-P

What does my mother think?

She keeps threatening me with a pair of scissors... but I've got her number... :-) I know where her grand-kids sleep!

She likes it. Go figure. She'd love to see me shave all of the hair off my face though. Yeah, right.

Why all these stupid questions?

'Cause it's late at night and I can't think of a better way to start. Nor am I likely to change it soon, even after the sun comes up!

Why should you stick around?

Well, as far as I know, you've been warned about the whole "lack of meaningful information" so if you've stuck this long, I might as well tell you a bit about myself.

Isn't there anything meaningful here?

OK, you're right. I have moved my click-for-charity page to this site now. That's not only meaninful, but worthwhile, even!

What's my name?

Sasquatch. Anyone with at least of a Net-Clue will be able to figure out more if they really want to do so. And I'm not in the habit of helping out the clueless.

What is my quest?

To figure out my favorite coloAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRGGHHHH (sorry, you knew it was coming, right?)

What is my motto?

Knowledge is Power
Power corrupts
Study hard

Why Sasquatch

Hmm... I'm furry all over and have enormously wide feet... care to take a guess?

How old am I?

I was born in the 60's. I remember too little of the 70s and too much of the 80s. Most of my memories of the '90s include my kids. This decade? Ask me when it's over.

What do I do in my spare time?

DING DING DING! There's the magic question... and there (not elsewhere) lies the answer to who I am.

That's not much of an answer

No, but if you look carefully, you'll find where the actual answers are...

Is this it?

Of course not! There are more links on this page... but I enjoy tormenting my friends, so you'll just have to poke around and find them. No, they're not blue and underlined (except for the Charity link). But they do make (a certain amount of) sense.

Last updated on Tuesday, 16-Aug-2011 11:47:23 CDT